In case you’ve still not gotten the memo, winter is here!
And we’re excited about Game of Thrones being back…Just because it’s Game of Thrones duh.
While trying to discuss the theories, we decided to equate some football clubs to Game of Throne houses and it’s brilliant!
1. Manchester United – House Targaryen
Once a great force, bought down for few years. There’s a hint of a comeback but it’s a shit world so it could fail miserably.
2. Liverpool – House Baratheon
Whenever they try, they fail.
3. Arsenal – House Stark
Trying to achieve everything honourably, in that process getting everyone killed & lose everything
4. Chelsea – House Lannister
They get shit done, no matter how ugly it is. Biggest cunts but guaranteed success. Irrelevant without money.
5. Manchester City – House Tyrell
Has buttload of money but no one gives a fuck about them, got no fans.
6. Leceister – House Bolton
Did well & dominated for a season but now beaten to ashes. In a couple of years, people won’t even know who they were.
7. Spurs – White Walkers
Not here for the throne or anything. Just to put the pressure on all houses. The Starks are making sure they are in behind the wall.